Captain Everything! are a punk band from Watford, United Kingdom. They met at Parmiter's School. Formed in 1998, the band play high tempo pop-punk, which was branded "Bubblegum Thrash". Renowned for their heavy touring schedule, they have played all over the UK and Europe, touring with bands such as The Vandals, Capdown, and Nerf Herder. They have also toured in Russia, Canada and Japan. They were part of the roster of London punk label Household Name Records.

Their extensive touring of the UK included playing the Lockup Stage at Reading Festival. Whilst the band's proposed 2006 tour with The Suicide Machines was cancelled, the same year saw two new releases with them eventually touring in support of the Canadian punk rockers Propagandhi.