Saw a waitress, couldn't waste it
Opportunity knocks and you take it
Went to my place, gotta get a taste
Couple shots hit the bong we were wasted
Now she's all in, the room is spinning
Probably shouldn't have shot that of Jamison
Here we go again, she's a perfect 10
Just tell me how I was in the morning

The night's far from over
I'm far from sober
But she's looking fine

We're gonna be up all night
Gonna take you for a ride
We're gonna be up all night
Get it on 'til the morning light
We're gonna be up all night
Doing things your dad won't like
So far from sober that I'll have to sleep
Through the hangover

Got my attention, when she walked in
Turning heads with a tiny skirt and sassy grin
She's a blond one, they say they're more fun
I'll let you know when the sexy dirty deed is done