I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feel like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' baby come over here
I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good I want you to know
One more drink I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me