Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from workin' tonight
Well, now, here I stand over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met, you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
Darling, did I shave my legs for this?