Couldn't wake up this morning while I was ending a break
I was late so I try to hurry hurry
I was running in the street and I broke my heels
Oooooh, what a wonderful bad day, I've got to call a friend

Mister H, come and give me some happiness
Mister H, come and show me some love
Mister H, come and give me some tenderness
Mister H, come and give me a hug!

I couldn't make it till my office
So my boss was yelling on my phone
I had to cry and cry and say I'm sorry
Then I met my sexy neighbour with his stupid boyfriend
I want to be a man so I could be so gay
I could be his boyfriend or even just one day

Mister H, come and give me some happiness
Mister H, come and show me some love
Mister H, come and give me some tenderness
Mister H, come and give me a hug!

I saw my ex-man with his beautiful wife and their perfect baby

Mister H, come and give me some happiness
Mister H, come and show me some love
Mister H, come and give some tenderness
Mister H, come and give me some happiness
Mister H, come and show me some love
Mister H, come and give me some tenderness
Mister H, Mister H, Mister H
Mister H, come and give me some happiness
Mister H, come and show me some love
Mister H, come and give me some tenderness
Mister H, come and give me a hug!