You better believe in karma
Baby, it's gonna sting
The wheel of life's gonna do you in
So I don't really have to do a thing

You took me outta my money
You messed up my love life and my career
You better believe in karma
Guess it's gonna start gettin' weird right here

Bad karma, oh yeah
Baby, that's what you got
Bad karma, oh yeah
Whether you believe it or not

The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
You know what I think?
Damn, bad karma's a bitch

You better believe in Jesus
'Cause only He can save you now
Throw in a saint or two, why don't ya?
Three hail Mary's and a Hare Krishna

You made me drink the Kool-Aid
You tricked me into thinkin' that Jill means Jack
You are the fire spawn of the devil
But even he ain't takin' you back, back, back

Bad karma, oh yeah
Baby, that's what you got
Bad karma, oh yeah
Whether you believe it or not

The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
That's just my opinion
Damn, bad karma's a bitch

You better believe in karma
Just look at the sorry shape you're in
There's a doll with your name and your gloomy face
And the department up doin' a rush on your case

You better believe in voodoo, babe
I got a long list of your sins
There's a word you may have heard of called payback
And I'm runnin' out of pins

Bad karma, oh yeah
Baby, that's what you got
Bad karma, oh yeah
Whether you believe it or not

The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
You know what I think?
Damn, bad karma's a bitch
Bad karma's a bitch