I phoned up my doctor
To see what's the matter
He said, "Come on over"
I said, "Do I have to?"

My knees started shaking
My wrists started aching
When my doctor said to me

Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

The head nurse
She blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the table

My lips started healing
And as I was leaving
This is what they said to me

Yeah, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can fly
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Now if you should slow down
And you're feeling low down
Don't call up your doctor
Just grab you a partner

I've got your prescription
It's what you've been missing
That boogie woogie remedy

Hey, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Hey, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie, we can fly

Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you fly?
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie, we can fly
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive