Oh Fred, come to bed
'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ooh
Oh Fred Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, baby, don't be blue
Don't you worry, don't be sorry, I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely, we don't have sex I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby, please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred Ooh Fred, come to bed
'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet Ooh Fred, come to bed
Baby, you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad, ooh
Oh Fred I'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Baby, he's the best friend I ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred, baby, just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted you will get Call Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night, baby, you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you Ooh Fred, come to bed
'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet Ooh Fred, come to bed
Baby you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad, ooh Ooh Fred, no, no, come to bed
Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night
'Cos he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you Fred, come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz Oh Fred, come to bed
Oh Fred, oh, Fred Ooh Fred, come to bed
'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ooh Oh Fred, no, no, come to bed
Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night
'Cos he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you Fred, come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz
Ah, ah, oh Fred