You've done too much, much too young
Now you're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me
You've done too much, much too young
Now you're married with a son when you should be having fun with me

Ain't he cute, no he ain't
He's just another burden on the welfare state

You've done too much, much too young
Now you're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me

You call me immature, you call me a poseur
I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don't you wanna be rich, don't you wanna be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you

You've done too much, much too young
Now you're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me
You've done too much, much too young
Now you're chained to the cooking making currant buns for tea

Ain't you heard of the starving millions, ain't you heard of contraception
Do you really wanna grow? Grab my sterilization
Take control of the population boom
It's in your living room, keep a generation gap, try wearing a cap