There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine and mine and mine Let the pagan spill theirs
Over mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate