I'll look at a graveyard while I'm in the shower
And I, I'll sing my songs
But not in the morning, when the water is boiling,
Late, late at night, and I'll think to myself

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad he said son, you're looking at one.

I mentioned my dad because he jokes about the times,
That he's had back when he was a hippie,
And how the relatives changed their names,
Just to seem more American.

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad he said son, you're looking at one,
He said you're looking at one

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
We said we'd go our own way.
Hey, hey, hey,
Why don't we start today, today?

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
Do they just float out to sea?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad he said son, you're looking at one,
Said you're looking at one.