V-Town, brother check it out, I'm 'bout to throw it down
Dick in hand, you shoulda had your toke down
A little city, chillin' in the North Bay
Needless to say, my boyz don't play fool

Yorker sidin' you know how the song goes
In the back, sippin' purple chongos
Don't look for trouble but it always seems to find us
Forty grippin' panties, sippin' and the seats are right behind us

Quick left, one blow, K.O.
Hit the road to the next episode
In the saga of a few fellas
Oh what the hell, I guess I better tell ya

It's Friday night, I got a brand new kick on
Up in the Henny, for me to get bent on
Hit the country club then picked up ML
Eighty west, back to the hotel

At the telly, Bones is doin' butt work
Johnny Z had his hand up a miniskirt
The Latina in the corner started to flirt
And I knew that when she saw me baby doll was gonna jaw me

Set for the night so I took her to my ride
Grab my Mickey and my Buddha and I met her outside
Who-ride, brother strikin' through to be seen
A Lexus 400 to the triple gold Z's

Acid in my bottle, so I gotta get some more
Put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store
'Cause you know what I mean when I'm feelin' kinda funky
A sick honky, straight goin' donkey

Money in my sock, jimmy in the glove
Layin' in the Lexus, I'm about to make good love
And burn rubber up the block
Back to the telly, I gotta get some new cock, new cock

Ah naw, could it be?
I just got a page an' a broad wanna do me
Hooked it up, told her meet me at my hotel
She had a friend with her so I called TL

Soothe me up, Sally wanna meet Dick
And Monty licked, so try an' make it real quick
Shit

Aw yeah, I jumped in the F-train
But wait a minute, we gotta hit the store man
I got to get some gum and some Tic-Tac's
Two tall cans and a packet of Blackjack's

We got the goods, now we're headin' for the ho down
There goes the telly, so fella won't you slow down
Park the ride in the front like a sick one
Just in case, we gotta bust a quick one

Lock the load, let's go look for like 118
But lay low 'cause I really don't wanna be seen
Is this the room? Aw yeah, that's the right one
I got the black broad and you got the white one

So hit the lights man, I just might man
Try an' throw this thing all night an'
Get her so sprung that she'll drop some ale
So I can catch turn and hit another hotel