Spent the last year, Rocky Mountain way
Couldn't get much higher
Out to pasture, think it's safe to say
Time to open fire

And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad
'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had

Well, he's tellin' us this and he's tellin' us that
Changes it ev'ry day, says, it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play, time to change the batter

And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad, aha
Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey