Well I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk, hey
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this yeah

I'm the innocent bystander somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck yes I'm down on my luck
Well I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan, hey

Send lawyers, guns and money
Send lawyers, guns and money
Send lawyers, guns and money
Send lawyers, guns and money