There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high heeled stockinged thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died.

Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.
(twice)

She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away."
She said "I'll tell you what to do.
Bring all your friends with you,
and you can come up and see me any ole time of day."

Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.
(3 times)

There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
she just kept on rockin' til the night was gone.
She was smilin' through the tears
for a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along.

Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
Ain't nothin' like a gangbang
to blow away the blues.
(twice)