Today's Monday, today's Monday, Monday is washing day Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! Today's Tuesday, today's Tuesday, Tuesday is soup Monday is washing day Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! Today's Wednesday, today's Wednesday, Wednesday is roaster beef. Tuesday is soup Monday is washing day Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! Today's Thursday, today's Thursday, Thursday is shephard's pie Wednesday is roaster beef Tuesday is soup Monday is washing day Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! Today's Friday, today's Friday, Friday is fish Thursday is shephard's pie Wednesday is roaster beef(etc.) Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are! Today's Saturday, today's Saturday, Saturday's payday Friday is fish(etc.) (very gently)Today's Sunday, today's Sunday, Sunday is church... (fast)Saturday is payday(etc.) (slow)Is everybody happy? You bet you life we aaaaare!