Boy, oh boy
it ain't easy.
Boy, oh boy
it's hard.
Boy, oh boy
I love you.
Boy, oh boy
I'm scarred.

Gosh, oh gee
it's a struggle.
Gosh, oh gee
it's a bitch.
Gosh, oh gee
you are painful.
Gosh, oh gee
you're an itch.

Why, oh why
is it so rough?
Why, oh why
does it hurt?
Why, oh why
do I love you?
Why, oh why
do I flirt?

Please, oh please
can you help me?
Please, oh please
can you stay?
Please, oh please
will you love me?
Please, oh please
get away!

Boy, oh boy
it ain't easy.
Boy, oh boy
it sucks.
Boy, oh boy
I love you.
Boy, oh boy
I'm fucked!