CHORUS
Youʼre my teacher
Iʼm your student
You teach me lessons
Because Iʼm stupid
No calculator
And no computer
I need you teacher
Because Iʼm stupid

VERSE 1
I got a problem
I need you to teach me
How it started
I drink too much, I act up
Almost retarded
I got a question with my hand up
So I need your answer darlinʼ
Is it okay to mix Crown with Bacardi?

PRE-CHORUS
Tell me what to do
Babe Iʼm asking you
I need your direction
Iʼll give you my full attention

CHORUS
Youʼre my teacher
Iʼm your student
You teach me lessons
Because Iʼm stupid
No calculator
And no computer
I need you teacher
Because Iʼm stupid

VERSE 2
I do addition
It's called addiction
One plus two plus ten
If you ask me how Iʼm feeling
Then Iʼd have to say "bien"!
Like a latin lover, I want another
Mojita, tequilo I messed up my lingo
I got a question with my hand up
So I need your answer darlinʼ
Is it okay to mix crown with Bacardi?

PRE-CHORUS
Tell me what to do
Babe Iʼm asking you
I need your direction
Iʼll give you my full attention

CHORUS
Youʼre my teacher
Iʼm your student
You teach me lessons
Because Iʼm stupid
No calculator
And no computer
I need you teacher
Because Iʼm stupid

BRIDGE
You can call me a dumb dumb
Because Iʼm stupid
Just want to have fun fun
Because Iʼm stupid
Drink it up like itʼs yum yum yum
Dance to it (x 3)
Bum bum bum

Whoa, where were we?

CHORUS
Youʼre my teacher
Iʼm your student
You teach me lessons
Because Iʼm stupid
No calculator
And no computer
I need you teacher
Because Iʼm stupid