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[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold
Everybody knows I've got the magic in me
When I hit the floor the girls come snappin' at me
Now everybody wants a blast of

Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M) Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M M) Magic, magic, magic
Ah ooooooo
I got the magic in me!

[Verse 1:]
These tricks that I'll attempt will blow your mind
Pick a verse, any verse, I'll hypnotise you every line
I'll need a volunteer, how about you, with the eyes?
Come on down to the front, and stand right here and don't be shy
I'll have you time-travellin', have your mind babblin'
People tryna inherit the skill so they askin' me
Even David Blaine had to go and take some classes, and
I see Mindfreak like, "What's up man, what's happenin'? "
So come one, come all, and see the show tonight
Prepare to be astounded, no Ghost or Poltergeist
You know I'm no Pinocchio, I've never told a lie
So call me Mr. Magic Man, I float on Cloud 9

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the floor the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin' baby)
Now everybody wants a blast of

Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M) Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M M) Magic, magic, magic
Ah oooooooo
I got the magic in me!

[Verse 2:]
We'll take a journey into my mind
You'll see why it's venom I rhyme
Stay on the road, so I call my mama when I got time
I hit the stage, go insane, then jump into that crowd
See, see, when I rhyme I flow on the beat like pidda-dow-dow
See I deceive you with my intergalactic ether
I sing just like Aretha, so respect me like I'm Caesar
I kick it like Adidas, flowin' sticky like adhesive
Be cautious, 'cause what I be on'll leave you with amnesia
I break all the rules like Evel Knievel
It's a spectacular show, 'cause my heart pumps diesel
So whatever you saying, it don't entertain my ego
I do this everyday, Hocus Pocus is my steelo

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the floor the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin' baby)
Now everybody wants a blast of

Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M) Magic, magic, magic
([scratch]: M M M) Magic, magic, magic
Ah oooooooo
I got the magic in me!