Evidence of a new religion
I'll spare you the details
Effluent from a bloated business
With replica shirt sales Two for the kids, one for the wife
Indicating a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
Well, you do know now Evidence of a new religion
Some hippie with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his census form
By summoning Star Wars tripe Here's a thing that I'd love to say
Lynndie England walks free today
If she'll only agree to play
With every Jedi Knight An' lo, my faith it was honed
We can't be alone
Don't say we're alone Give me ancestry that's inbred
Give me wit that's completely dead
Give me a zip for the back of my head
I wanna join in too Evidence of a new religion
Meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain
Feeding the weakest seeds Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds