Who is this super hero? sarge? NO!
Rosemary the telephone operator? No way man!
Henry the mild mannered janitor? COULD BE!

Hong kong phooey, number one super guy.
Hong kong phooey, quicker than the human eye.
Oh, hes got style, a groovy smile, a bite that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, hes super tough
With the hong kong phooey chop.
Hong kong phooey, number one super guy,
Hong kong phooey, oh he's quicker than the human eye.
hom chicky bomb chicky dong
diddly dong diddly dong dong bow wow wow
(pick it up pick it up pick it up)
Repeat