What a surprise I found you here
What a surprise you came
What a surprise I held within
Oh what a great mess we're in
You always covered your ears when I confessed
How I like you I like you I like you
So is it true what the saying says
Well, whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
Never picked up the receiver
Until you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end

What a surprise; you drink some wine
What a surprise; you're drunk and flying
What a surprise you understand
I'm figuring out how to land
You always covered my eyes when you undressed
But I see you I see you I see you
So is it true like the saying says
Well, whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
Never picked up the receiver
Until you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end
You're calling me your private caller

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
Never picked up the receiver
Until you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
I never ever had these powers
I never ever had a plan
You didn't need a private caller
Till I was on the other end
You're calling me your private caller

(Merci à Robin pour cettes paroles)