Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time.
Con Tequila, Con Tequila, Con Tequila,
Con Tequila when they're calling time.

Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo,
So hard to say no though it gives one the fever,
(Con Tequila) Oh con Tequila
(Con Tequila) Oh con Tequila
That's the curse of Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They'll break your heart in the desert heat
(Con Tequila) Oh con tequila
(Con Tequila) They make me feel...

They'll tell you you're sober,
(And tell you you're thirsty)
Over...
(They'll tell you you're fine)
That you're sober,
(Pretends to be friendly)
Over...

Then the curse of Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of
Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time
That's the curse of Tequila

If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it's time,
And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time

Tequila,
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of
Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time
That's the curse of Tequila
It makes me happy
Con Tequila
Con Tequila when they're calling time
Con Tequila
Con Tequila
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
Con Tequila when they're calling time

That's the curse of Tequila